Getting Ready for Blissdom 2010 - Look for me!

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I've been on the web today reading about the do's & dont's (how do u write this word?) of a conference and how to stand out.  So far I have more check marks in the don't category. So, you will need to look for me...

1. Look for me, my business cards are uninspiring. They are not odd shaped and do not contain bright colors. Blah.

2. Look for me, I don't have an elevator pitch. Hell, I can't remember to brush my teeth most days. I sure as hell do not know what my blog is about.

3. Look for me, I am terrible with names. Really terrible. Ask people I have known for decades, I still can't remember their names.

4. Look for me, I don't play the accordion. I am too shy to demand that kind of spotlight, stand-out attention.

5. Look for me, I will be the one with the grey hair roots. My next dye job is not until the Monday after the conference...because that's how I plan.

6. Look for me, I will be the one trying to dress up black yoga pants because nothing else fits and I refuse to walk into a Lane Bryant.

7. Look for me, I will be the one limping. Yesterday, I slipped on ice (in front of the Dollar Store, no less). When I fell, I hit my head which triggered a killer migraine. Then later that night, my Beagle knocked over a lamp. In my rush to check out the commotion, I stepped on the broken lightbulb. Barefoot.  Yes, people I can not make this stuff up.

So, what's a blogger to do?

Wish me luck!

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Amanda @ Serenity Now said...

Cute cards!!! (Although you might want to black out your address while it's here on the 'net) ;)

I am more than a little jealous of you!!!! :) Have a good time, sore foot and all. :)

Amy from She Wears Many Hats said...

Hee, hee, hoo, hoo... I'm with ya babe - right there next to ya - hope to see you there.

Anonymous said...

Omigosh, what a hard day!! I'm so sorry, and hope that you are on the mend - fast!! (But ugh, falling on ice, hitting head, migraine, then stepping on glass sounds JUST like something I would do) Oh, such sympathy pains! :/

Christy @ MCH PHOTOGRAPHY said...

Oh my girl you got something going on. But you'll be fine at Blissdom!
Cute cards

LoveFeast Table said...

Right on!! I'll keep my eyes peeled!! See you there! ~Chris Ann

Tammy said...

Wow watch it'll end up in traction the rate you are going. I hope you feel better and have a blast at blissdom.
When you get back can you do a full post on how it went for us newbies who really don't understand the whole gist of it.
It sounds like fun and I am jealous..ahhh maybe one year.
Blow Harry Connick Jr a kiss for me.

Anonymous said...


I have no doubt the majority of the women attending feel exactly as you do. (and do you really want to know the ones that don't?)
You will do great! Relax and remember the theme is to get your Bliss on -- not to get stressed about! It's fun, not the dentist.
I love your pink in the header. Sorry you had such a tough day, falling and stepping on glass. Ouch!
- Deborah

elizabeth said...

so sorry for your not so wonderful day -
relax and enjoy the weekend, i am sure so many women there feel the same as you do.
By the way I love your business cards - and who cares if they aren't a funky shape!!!
Will be looking forward to reading your post's on how it went.

Jillian said...

Hopfully you'll be healed by the time you get there or you'll be having so much fun, you'll forget all your pains. :D Have fun and be safe!

katherinemarie said...

I'm thrilled that you are going! And trust me NO ONE has to look far for you because Ms. Beachbrights is one outragelously AMAZING blogger/friend/person/mom... I wish I could go--- if only to see your lovely yoga pants and beatiful smile!!!!!

HAVE a great time! Please take pics to share with those of us who don't get out much. :):):)

Destination Seaborn said...

I hope you're feeling better! I know you'll be great at Blissdom, yoga pants and all:)

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handmadecharlotte said...

that is the best post ever!!! hey i would be looking for you!!!

Diane @ InMyOwnStyle said...

I just love this post. I think you hit the nail on the head on how so many women think. That we are not good enough etc... I especailly like the part about your business cards. I think this is my favorite post in all of blog land. You are so honest and open I really enjoy following your blog. I hope you had a great time at Blissdom and am eager to read all about it.